1. There are eight chapters, so you can tear it up and give one each night
2. If you don’t buy it, you’ll feel guilty (assuming you are Jewish)
3. It will look good under the tree. Oops, wrong holiday
4. Your mother will be proud you bought a Jewish book
5. No animals were harmed making the book, except for the gefilte fish
6. Each book comes with a dozen bagels. Sorry, just kidding
7. The book is too new to be a re-gift
8. It’s normally $22.95, but for you it’s only…
9. Bonus reason – Buying this book is Typically Jewish. Read it and find out why